minion
minion is an IRC robot (who prefers the term "electronically composed.") For online help, try 
/msg minion help
Minion is hosted at common-lisp.net and is usually connected to the #lisp IRC channel. It has some personality to entertain IRC users, and also serves as a knowledgebase and a tool for looking up CLiki.

For minion sources, look at the lisp-bots repository. Cliki-bot was written by Brian Mastenbrook.

By the way, if you want to keep on terms with IRC users, do not play with minion in a channel. If you must, use private IRC messages.

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